simply irritated.......now if that is a perennial state that i am in, i really cannot help...
ppl r getting married at lightning speed, the rate of getting married it seems has left behind the rate of population growth....well, now obviously, these duo's after certain time will definitely join the league of the mass adding to the population as a testimony of their LOVE for each other....if its not only about MAKING things fall apart.....neways, crap as i write.....
........but reason for my irritation is the role that i am playing in the so called pious act....
1) Travel: You travel a hellish distance (having said that i realise may be hell is nearer as i get to catch a sight of the same every day) every weekend to reach the venue on time....mode of transport...obviously some public motor vehicle ......
2) Reach: U reach the venue to discover that there are a lot many people standing either to welcome you heartily, (now i dnt think every one is as good an actor, so i take it as a genuine gesture) or u discover someone standing at a faraway corner who is planning to leave becuase u have arrived or the other way round, i.e, u dnt think it to b a pain to travel all the way back the moment u have landed or reached the venue on seeing that person standing at a corner.
3) Presence: the most difficult task, (at times, when in such a situation, i think, solving arithmetic was lot more easier), you have to continuously sport that realistic fakingly fake smile...and then people who are just about to face that middle-age crisis disaster will rub their hand all over your well done hair-do, even if it is not well done, how does it matter man)...and the next moment you see yourself in the mirror to discover as if your head was borrowed to play some bird's nest.
4) Food: look man coming dwn to the point, well going to a weding if means conveying a grand wish for the future marriage life, well i think i do that even if not verbally......but my well being is something that matters to me the most and therefore FOOD, is something that i look upto with all positive anticipation.......frankly, after that journey, smile, hairdo and stuff...if you dnt get a reward only with good food, i think all my effort went in vain.........
neways......so ppl whoever it is, if i am called at your wedding , plz one and only one request, plz feed me with dishes that would finally meake mt utter the words :HAVE A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE".....
neways......so ppl whoever it is, if i am called at your wedding , plz one and only one request, plz feed me with dishes that would finally meake mt utter the words :HAVE A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE".....
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hope u are not this irritated when it comes to ur wedding day !!
not at all man......!!!!!!!!!!!! and i will treat you all to the fullest......and so much at the spinster's party that u wnt have an appetite to taste the food on the wedding day ..:D:D:D:D
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