Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Unseen


Well, to start with the weird thoughts have not left me yet, but who cares...the more they get attention the more they sit on you. So let things be as it is and i should take a step more to explore the unseen and unknown...

Results of a few daily and "crappy" observation:

Sunglasses: Offcourse and obviously protecting the eyes from the glare
of the sun is the responsibility that this accessory is assigned with. Informally, it also helps the social animal in carrying on with many more glaring activities in an unhindered way for sure, and for this informal set of jobs , i will definitely give "Sunglass" its due respect and recognition.

Now, thanks to the 70s Bollywood Style that has again stepped into the fashion arena. Just a basic blue jeans and a white t-shirt (obviously, timeless and the smartest combination that one can think of) with its inherent simplicity, when accessorized with the 70s Bollywoood Style oversized sunglass, it is sure to turn a few heads in appreciation.

Ok, so a few cases :

1. You (male/female) wearing a sunglass can consistently admire some beauty or hunk sitting at the table opposite yours in some cafe and you can afford to do it safely without the other person having an idea that s/he is being appreciated/stared at. (offcourse with admiration)
Case1: Sunglass as a protective sheet

2. Safeguards some admirer(male/female) from unneccessary verbal or emotional blows from their over-possessive girlfriends and boyfriends while constantly staring at some beauty/dude in situation similar as the above one.
Case 2: Sunglass dearer than a nagging person.

3. Some one without a sunglass is following you, or just trying to gain your attention in a crowded scape, and you want to react on getting a hint of that. In such cases you can actually react in several and safer ways if you are wearing a sunglass.
3.a. You can observe the person more minutely if you are wearing a sunglass where the person is not even getting a hint of your attention:
3.a.i If the observer here is not much worth, you can continue putting on airs with your sunglass either positioned on the face or head.
3.a.ii You can just take off your sunglass in style and give a hard stare to keep the meandering person at bay.
3.a.iii In such cases or with minor diversification sunglasses also helps to carry forward the message of "I am least interested and in an "Ignoring" mode", right across to the nagger.

4. You can actually observe the world around minutely with your sunglasses on. Elements to be observed and be-careful-of can include "someone" to "something". You can actually take a note of " how one looks" or " how one looks at you".

5. In some unfortunate cases, suppose you are out on a picnic and eventually company of a few underestimates the meaning of the word "BORE", then and exactly there you can strect yourself on the green lawn as if admiring the nature and can actually go into a short but peaceful nap.

I am sure there are a lot more, so you people can feel free to give your ideas and elate the invention of such an important and helpful accessory.

I only hope, no "glare-brand" glares at this post and on your comments, or else the prices of this under-estimated accessory will have an financial upsurge in this unavoidable recession-ized market.


15 comments:

JP said...

Interesting research...(-:

ZB said...

wow, interesting observation.My current obsession is sun glasses.

A trendy OKLEY or a Rayban aviator can hide just not the eyes, even if you are badly dressed, one gets away if he/she is wearing the right sunglasses.
So i feel it talks about yourself as much as your Gucci or LV handbag.

I second you for rest of all the points you have mentioned.a refreshing read.:)))

sujata sengupta said...

Ohhh am not at all a sunglass person, even in this glaring desert heat I feel I cant see well if i have the shades on..its a weird and stupid thing I know, like not being able to listen to perfectly clear conversation on the phone if the TV is on even in a very very low volume..actually am sick in the head.

Byango Me said...

was this a confession blog??? :P

Before you answer that, I would also like to say that though its easy to stare with glares, the Govinda style mercury glasses were more handy in this regard. The modern ones sometimes (not always) make the eyes visible :(

and those that we call 'ghaghu maals' like you can make out where one is looking :D

you know what oggling is more of a habit glasses or no glasses. some manage to do it quite blatantly and shameless :P

Man without a mission said...

I badly need one. More importantly, my bald pate needs a large pair of shades.

sarmistha said...
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sarmistha said...

Hey my shades reminds me at tyms abt the jeetendra style as they have horrible white frames....but still cant do wthout them... love them...

Sucharita Sarkar said...

Nice theories on sunglasses. My question is, how did you observe so much with glasses on? I am always so busy fidgeting with mine, that I become even less observant than usual.

https://chandrashilablog.wordpress.com/ said...

To add to the usefulness of glasses ... u can hide your tears with them ...

Supriya Dutta said...

@Jarlin: hehehe... :D, thenku

@ZillionBig: thanks dude...i really agree to your point

@sujata: ohh...i understand ur point....i often switch off the TV to take calls... :D:D

@Shadows getting older: aaahhhh..where from the confession part comes in??!!!!well, u need to not be so "blatantly" honest while commenting.. :D

@ Man without a Mission: hahahaha...well, the glare brand shld venture into some specific and special shapes and sizes to cover the receding hairlines u mean...:D:D:D

@ sarmistha: i know ur love fr ur glares...lifestyle inspiration frm Jeetendra and Ekta Kapoor , i know...

@ Sucharita: hehehe...peracticcee makes a woman parfect...to observe with sunglasses on... :D:D

@ Chandrashila: oh..really...but tear will come only when my sunglass break or is stolen..so i will have none to hide my tears....

Dev said...

Awesome article.. Really nice..

Regards.

DevPalmistry |Lines tell the story of ur life

Ida said...

Oh no, now I have to so TOTALLY go and get myself a pair of glares, oh boy! I have been leading a deprived life!!!
Not to forget that the right pair of glares make you an instant celebrity-
you could be Aishwarya or Azharuddin or Karunanidhi...how can one even make a statement without glares????
You should be declared the Buddha of the sunglasses industry, to have brought enlightenment to the multitudes...

Sapna Anu B.George said...

Good read and interesting too

Magical Homes said...

i loved no.5. I think I'm also guilty of actually practising that!

Thanks for dropping by my blog. You live in one my favourite cities...I was born in kolkata and i came back to live there for a year in 2003. loved it. :)

Supriya Dutta said...

@Dev: Thanks for the comment and visiting my profile..

@Ida: Ohhh dudette, you still dnt have one!!!...go and get a pair, right now and there...didn't that strike you earlier that glares set the style statement..yes man....and that is why they give such awesome discount where you can get the second one for free on buying one... :D:D..look one more aspect revealed...:D...thanks for making me the "Enlightened Budhdha" in the "glare-ing" industry..:D

@ Sapna: Thankyou so much for the nice words and visiting my profile...but one thing..i visited your profile but couldn't read any of your posts..i dnt know the language..:(:(

@ Mumbai Diva: ohh..nice to hear that..you are from the City of Joy....hehehe..y to feel guilty abt the ways we safeguard ourself from deadly attacks!!!... :P...

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